when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
everything is a lie
my brother had a beyblading accident today
"you bet your sweet ass!"
*wins a million butts*
if u can’t imagine ur otp on a long road trip together with no set destination in mind with things happening like their car breaking down at one point or stopping at a store to argue over what snacks to buy and taking turns driving while the other rests and checking into a little inn or hotel on the way and pulling off to just chill and look at the sky together do u really ship it