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blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

wo-nderland:

all I do is listen to Lana Del Rey and feel sorry for myself

liquidglue:

the chariot awaits

liquidglue:

the chariot awaits

everyone when first starting no.6: wait but i thought shion's hair was white

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

masturbending:

is this irl

is this just fantasy

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

grand-empress-of-quelf:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

It’s actually really poignant for some reason, at least until you read the caption.

grand-empress-of-quelf:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

It’s actually really poignant for some reason, at least until you read the caption.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

wormm_guy: i cant believe all these worms

hotbabe54: hey

hotbabe54: wanna chat or send pics

wormm_guy: hold on

wormm_guy: Im checking out some worms

wormm_guy: Theyre insane

the-rotten-doll:

okay, so- Am I the only one that notices the big difference when Neagi says “sore wa chigao” or something like that in the class trial—

  In the anime he’s like:image

Oh, hey friend. Excuse me and sorry to tell you this, but, you got that wrong.

 And in the game he’s like:image

SHUT UP YOU MUTHAFUKA IMMA SLAP YOU RIGHT NOW ‘CAUSE YOU ARE WROOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG——-!!!!!!!