hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

luckyluna22:

Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

luckyluna22:

Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

holyfudgincrackpots:

sHIT
comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

heliolisk:

fetustara:

heliolisk:

excellent

nerd

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress