BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!
all I do is listen to Lana Del Rey and feel sorry for myself
the chariot awaits
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
mom: how r u doing in school??
is this irl
is this just fantasy
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
It’s actually really poignant for some reason, at least until you read the caption.
wormm_guy: i cant believe all these worms
hotbabe54: wanna chat or send pics
wormm_guy: hold on
wormm_guy: Im checking out some worms
wormm_guy: Theyre insane
okay, so- Am I the only one that notices the big difference when Neagi says “sore wa chigao” or something like that in the class trial—
In the anime he’s like:
Oh, hey friend. Excuse me and sorry to tell you this, but, you got that wrong.
And in the game he’s like:
SHUT UP YOU MUTHAFUKA IMMA SLAP YOU RIGHT NOW ‘CAUSE YOU ARE WROOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG——-!!!!!!!